The #Bachelor Sean Lowe Finale Recap - #YourTopTweets ...

A finale can be ?exciting? or it can be ?three hours,? but it can?t be both #Bachelor

Chris Harrison is a sadist. #Bachelor

Chris Harrison is the definition of a third wheel #Bachelor

Calling the 3 hour #bachelor finale ?historic? seems a bit much. The wall coming down was historic. 3 hrs of bachelor is just tedious.

The #Bachelor sends the message that you should meet your spouse on TV. Call me old-fashioned, but the place to do that is the Internet.

The loser of #bachelor should be punished. Make her watch them get married-front row

I can smell the desperation through the screen. #bachelor

I always cry during #Bachelor. Of course, I always cry when I hear ?the touch, the feel? of cotton? commercial jingle, so maybe it?s me.

No Chris? Only the fat chicks are on the edge of their seats #bachelor

Is it just my TV or does everyone on the #Bachelor have huge hands?

?I have a hard time talking about serious things? ? girl who thinks she?s ready for marriage #bachelor

It?s no fun with #Bachelor without my cousin. Bitter women who?ve been divorced twice just bring that extra zing to the proceedings!

Every Monday night when I go to bed I have nightmares where I?m chased by white teeth and giant tubes of body glitter. Thank you #Bachelor

Headlines Tomorrow: Tierra?s expecting Sean?s sparkle baby #Bachelor

Even Neil Lane doesn?t have a ring that compares to Tierra?s sparkle #bachelor

The #Bachelor makes me wish I still smoked weed.

Catherine?s eyebrows and Sean?s mom?s eyebrows are the most compatible #Bachelor

Lindsay shows the same amount of enthusiasm over everything. ?OH MY GOD, I love Sean!? ?OH MY GOD, we?re having corn dogs!? #bachelor

Is Lindsay drunk? Only drunk girls and pre-schoolers act like that. #Bachelor

Lindsay is like my knock-off shoes. They look good but you know inside it?s all sawdust and water-paste. #Bachelor come on!

Lindsay is a substitute teacher? something as necessary to the world as a bisexual #Bachelor

Does Sean realize if he picks Lindsey that means he is also picking Lindsey?s voice? #Bachelor #princessprobz

Oh Lindsay, in what world does baby talk get you anywhere?? oh yeah, this world. #Bachelor

Lindsey is a horny midget. #Bachelor

Wow Sean?s dad is asking some good questions. Can he be the next #Bachelor?

Get Sean?s dad his own talk show?stat. I feel he could lead me to living my best life. #Bachelor

Praying for your son?s marriage and then having him find his wife on the Bachelor must be crazy holy. #Bachelor #cleverbachelor

Now Sean?s mom is crying? Geez, what do they pay these people? If my mom was on #Bachelor she?d make the producers cry

Sean?s mom says, ?it?s not like you have to propose,? Sean?s contract begs to differ. #Bachelor

Sean?s mom needs to realize that when ABC gives you a $10,000 Neil Lane ring and says ?Propose, monkey!?, you do it. #sixpacksean #bachelor

If a girl ever says she doesn?t know what she?d do if she lost you, run ? that bitch is crazy! #sixpacksean #bachelor

Lindsay is sending up some stupid wish lantern. Chris Harrison does that every season? but still no talk show #bachelor

Geez more lanterns? If I had a joint for every lantern I?ve seen this season? well, I?d just be really stoned, that?s all #Bachelor

If you were sending up a wish lantern on the #Bachelor wouldn?t one of your wishes be to win? #AndAnSTDFreeLife

At least Lindsay didn?t give him a macrame photo of her dog. #AlwaysAnUpside #Bachelor

thery?re in a sack riding an elephant? there?s one for the grandkids. #Bachelor

?I?m excited for our future? and I smell like an elephant.? #Bachelor

ABC needs to get it together. Quit making these poor girls walk over wooden bridges in high heals. You?re asking for a lawsuit. #bachelor

I hate Lindsay?s dress so much that I want to set it on fire. #Bachelor

oh dear Lindsay: you should not wear a halter, particularly made of heavy fabric, if you have no boobs. #sorry #hadtobesaid #bachelor

First out of the truck? Lindsay! Do you still have the receipt for that Pier One Love Lantern? #bachelor

Good.. he?s not gonna propose to her. I hate that little door stop. #Bachelor

I wait ten weeks just to see the #Bachelor runner-up get the hook in close-up!

You can?t tell a girl you love her then dump her #bachelor

If they made Lindsay leave on an elephant while she cried, I?d promise ABC to watch this show for eternity! #Bachelor

Calling someone an ?incredible person? is another way of saying ?I?m not in love with you.? #bachelor

?Well, I?m gonna go? is the most hilarious thing Lindsay could say in such an awkward, wince-worthy moment. Why do they do this? #bachelor

Lindsay should get a ?Runner Up? ring. Something made of teflon. #Bachelor

Catherine will love him long time #bachelor

Nothing screams ROMANCE like proposing in the middle of a rice paddy that smells like that elephants shit! #bachelor #love

CATHERINES NOSE IS FLARING OUT OF CONTROL! #bachelor

#bachelor Oh dear? Catherine?s nostrils are trying to escape!

Wow? that lady?s nostris are doing the Harlem Shake! #Bachelor

I?m watching The #Bachelor for the first time ever. It is a bad show.

Chalk one up for the Asians!! #bachelor

Wish hot men would propose to me with an elephant after months of unnecessary drama D: #TheBachelor #Bachelor #love #foreveralone

Congrats to Catherine! My condolences to feminism. #Bachelor

Source: http://tvfoodanddrink.com/2013/03/bachelor-sean-lowe-finale-recap-march11-2013/

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